🗣️ Things My Pets Wish They Could Say

Living with Precious, Nina, and Mama is like having a full cast of tiny, opinionated roommates—each with very strong feelings about how things should be run. If they could actually talk, here’s what I’m pretty sure they’d say:

🐶 Precious: The Boss

• "Didn't you hear me? It's time for my walk—now." 

• "Is it food time yet? It feels like food time."

• "I told you: I run this house. You're just visiting."

• "Excuse me, I require itches. Also, belly rubs. Immediately."

Precious would definitely have a clipboard and a whistle if she could. She keeps everything—and everyone—on a very strict schedule... according to her.

🐶 Nina: The Drama Queen

• "Get the hell out of my yard!" (Usually directed at a passing bunny.) 

• "Eight blankets is not enough. Fix it."

• "My heating pad turned off. That’s a crisis, and it’s your fault."

• "I said I need to go outside! Were you not listening?!"

• "I want your coffee. Why won’t you share your coffee?"

Nina may be small, but her demands are mighty—and extremely time-sensitive. She's my tiny tornado of dramatic flair (and honestly, I respect it).

🐱 Mama: The Wild Card

• "Refill my food dish immediately. There’s a tiny corner that's empty." 

• "Cheese, please. Lots of cheese."

• "Open the door. I need to go outside. No, wait, inside. No, wait, outside."

• "Bring me fishies. This is urgent."

• "I'm wild. Stop working and play with me. Right now."

Mama’s world operates on her own mysterious cat logic: part gourmet, part escape artist, part surprise party planner.

🐾Every day with my pack is a reminder that if they could speak, the house would be even louder, funnier, and somehow even more full of love (and snacks). Until then, I’ll just keep trying to translate their glares, stares, and happy tail wags the best I can.